Ben Writes

Toilet Talk: Would You Rather 3

This week’s would you rather is brought to us by our future sponsor, the Nutty Buddy. Keep your friends close and your Nutty Buddy closer.

If you didn’t guess already, this edition of “Would You Rather” is dedicated to nut shots. All men have had their balls punished at least once. It’s what makes us appreciate the fragility of our man parts. For example, when I was no more than of five I was visiting my father at a construction. The entrance to the building was a catwalk, which slipped on and came down split legged on. From then I have protected my meat and two veg at any cost.

Would you rather have an NFL kicks use your nuts to practice field goals OR would you rather let Phil Mickelson test his new driver on your nutsack? With, of course, the proviso that you are wearing a cup courtesy of our friends at Nutty Buddy.

My choice is the kicker, less surface area.

What would you choose?

What was the worst nut shot you’ve endured?