I’m Ben. I write. People tell me I’m not bad at it. Schedule: M - Toilet Talk W - Review F - Will My Dog Eat It? for my personal blog check benchez.tumblr.comBen WritesTumblr (3.0; @benwrites)http://benwrites.tumblr.com/Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ja3aYGXN1qk0ah0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/27724469044http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/27724469044Sat, 21 Jul 2012 19:18:46 -0400Is Kathryn prego?Nope … not yet. Although if everyone wishing for it to happen had any effect she’d be...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/27373092127http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/27373092127Mon, 16 Jul 2012 21:23:09 -0400Part 1 of my short storyLester had been fishing since before he could remember. His earliest memories were riding down to...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/26948442647http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/26948442647Tue, 10 Jul 2012 22:18:04 -0400short storyben writesblogbloggingThe mood to write has returnedI&#8217;m going to work on a short story I&#8217;m writing.http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/26937332089http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/26937332089Tue, 10 Jul 2012 19:33:16 -0400Conquered the hill!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yginYeyL1qk0ah0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Conquered the hill!</p>http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/26913501035http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/26913501035Tue, 10 Jul 2012 13:27:00 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ebzoV7T31qk0ah0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/23508074220http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/23508074220Mon, 21 May 2012 19:30:00 -0400dexterpet photosdachshundDexter!!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eak6saTJ1qk0ah0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dexter!!</p>http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/22252314436http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/22252314436Wed, 02 May 2012 08:26:00 -0400Dexterpet photosdachshundWhich one of your cousins wrote this? CHOOSE WISELYI’m going to say Kyle, the only one who seems hipster enough to have a tumblrhttp://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/21275691556http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/21275691556Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:09:00 -0400A Game of ThronesLast spring I got hooked on the HBO original series, Game of Thones based on the fantasy series by...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/18280251569http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/18280251569Sat, 25 Feb 2012 19:03:00 -0500a game of thronesGeorge R.R. Martindaenerys targaryenjon snowTyrion LannisterHBOfantasyWould You Rather, The Lightning RoundIt’s time to have some fun. I will present you 3 situations, you have 5 seconds to make your...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/18247855803http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/18247855803Sat, 25 Feb 2012 09:07:00 -0500would you ratherbenwritesben writesbloggingblogIts way too early for this. Working on reviewing A GAME OF...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzy9vukcXV1qk0ah0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Its way too early for this. Working on reviewing A GAME OF THRONES, a few other things.</p>http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/18246317413http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/18246317413Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:09:30 -0500Will Dexter Eat It: ApplesThis week is a tip of the hat to a former family pet, Duke. Duke was a giant heinz 57 mutt. He was...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/16196947173http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/16196947173Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:30:00 -0500Will My Dog Eat It?dexterdogeatappledachshundon one of your FAQ questions you mentioned that you thought your dachshund might be somewhere between long-haired and short haired. It's technically true, but anything that's not short or wirehair is considered long hair. I'm friends with a lady who bred them for many many years, and she said that it takes about 5 generations to get the dogs' hair down to the ground to be truly long-haired, which is why the term is so loose. :)Thanks, that’s pretty interesting, I have always wondered why his coat was a little shorter. I...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/16138586188http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/16138586188Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:24:40 -0500Answering QuestionsHi Everyone, just getting back into the swing of things. My significant other and I are settling...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/16063151154http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/16063151154Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:24:54 -0500dogdog trainingtrainingdachshundblogbloggingquestionsfaqAlmost there!Promise And there will be a double decker Will Dexter Eat It - Thanksgiving style next week.http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/12839612386http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/12839612386Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:51:00 -0500Sorry for the breakEven when life is good to you, it sometimes gets in the way of the best laid plans. We&#8217;ll be...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/12158551133http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/12158551133Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:45:16 -0400Toilet Talk: Fart RulesAhhhh yes, the rules of passing gas, one of the first life lessons we learn as children. We&#8217;ve...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11595854377http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11595854377Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:34:37 -0400toilet talkfartingfartsben writesblogbloggingrulesWill My Dog Eat It? Candy CornIt&#8217;s Halloween, and that means it&#8217;s time to pump kids full of sugar to the point their...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11459793731http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11459793731Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:42:39 -0400Will My Dog Eat It?Candy CornDexterDachshungeathalloweendogBen WritesBlogbloggingTV Shows I Thought Would Suck: RidiculousnessI like Rob Dyrdek - sure he suffers from scrawny white guy who think he&#8217;s black syndrome. And...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11360304391http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11360304391Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:10:55 -0400TV Shows I thought would sucksuckBen WritesRobDyrdekBig BlackRidiculousnessMTVFantasy FactoryToilet Talk: Update on Dexter and the Pepper RingsFriday we fed Dexter pepper rings, you can see that entry below if you missed it. He really liked...http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11322005886http://benwrites.tumblr.com/post/11322005886Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:00:58 -0400toilet talkdexterbanana pepperpeanutscorntomatopooppoopingbenwritesvlogvlogging